I am am on season five of Mad Men, and DonJohn DraperHamm (Dick) certainly has a fuck about him, but I only really noticed his face and lovely chest hair. I got twitterpated watching him shave his magnificent jaw line. And any time he's shirtless there are all the hollow places where the neck and shoulder come together, which I like to imagine produce a dew of whiskey, just for me, when I wake up next to him in the morning of my micro fantasy flashes.
But I never, no not once, noticed his package until it was a close up tabloid photo with a red circle around it and an arrow with OMG! next to it. What the hell is wrong with me? Now it is everywhere.
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